She Putts

As someone who still has not been able to get anywhere close to a since digit index, I have started my quest over, learn the golf swing for real, seriously. 

First order of business...stop using MY RIGHT HAND!  I have been told several times to stop and still I don't.  So this morning I was trying to think of ways to cure myself.  And sadly the only thing I could think up was to take up surfing in hopes a shark would bite it off...morbid I know, but I'm getting desperate. 

Another tool, get a tire, yes a real tire and hit it over and over using only your left arm.  It apparently helps muscle memory, and helps you keep your hands infront of the club face.  But I don't have a spare spare tire laying around, so I actually made a "punching" bag out of old jeans and a pair of long johns.  (They aren't really needed in Arizona, ever).  After about 3 minutes of hitting this thing using my left arm, my forearm was burning so bad I thought it might fall off.  I must  have been doing it right.

(I need one of these please.)